Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms Messages

by RAS ~ Friday, June 19, 2009

Funny Sms Messages


Funny Sms
A student flips a coin & think$Head: I will go to sleepTail: I will watch a movie Stand: I will listen to musicStay in air: I will Study
Sender: Sana Tariq Date: 18-06-2009



Funny Sms
Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?TT: 9 BajeSardar: Local?TT: 1 BajeSardar: Mall Gaddi?TT: 12 BajeTT: jana kahan hai?Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.
Sender: Sana Tariq Date: 18-06-2009



Funny Sms
1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gayaBaba: Sorry!Boy: Shut up!kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya Girl: Sorry!Boy: Its OK!baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c
Sender: Sana Tariq Date: 17-06-2009



Funny Sms
you to "DON" mazaq kia nahi kartadukh to kia gham dia nahi kartaye to baat aap jaisey dost ki haiwarna SMS to kia "DON" kisi ko apna number b dia nahi karta
Sender: Sana Tariq Date: 17-06-2009



Funny Sms
1 Potta Dada seDada mai apni girlfriend ko kya doon Dada: wo dekhne me kesi haiPotta: boht khubsurat haiDada: to phir us ko mera no. de do
Sender: Sana Tariq Date: 17-06-2009



Funny Sms
Aik Pathan ke baiti paida hui, us ki biwi ne kaha, ghazab ho gia, ab larke is ko phansai ghe. Pathan, hum ne is ka bandobast kar lia he. Hum is ka naam Baji rakhe ga., Ha ha ha.
Sender: M. Shahbaz Date: 17-06-2009



Funny Sms
aey Qom k nojavanon:utho,utho apni qom ki bhlai me madad karo...tarraqi me uska saath do...acha aap ho, to pir se so jao isi me mulk ki bhlaaii he......!
Sender: bisma jamil karachi Date: 16-06-2009



Funny Sms
Ab to deshat gardian is Qadar barh gai hen faraz",.......sher kisi aur ka hota he, naam mera thok dete hen
Sender: bisma Al_baloshi Date: 16-06-2009



Funny Sms
:$* DUA *:$jo muje bhool jaye, uska mobile toot jaye..charger jal jaye, USKI sim block ho jaye..misscall karey to receive ho jaye,aur card load karey to balance hi na aaye....!
Sender: bisma Al_baloshi Date: 16-06-2009



Funny Sms
YEH KEH K fARAZ KO CHOR GAYA RAJA.,,,,,,,,K DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY TO BUS PAKAR K AJA..
Sender: AZIZ Date: 16-06-2009



Funny Sms
Pathan apna saman le k GEO k office pohncha aur puchha:Wo Baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai, 'Humaray saath rahiye ga?'Am us k sath rehne aaya ae
Sender: rijaalvi Date: 16-06-2009



Funny Sms
kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style hekamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style hemu dhoney ki tameez nahi aur haath me mobile he
Sender: bisma Al_baloshi Date: 15-06-2009



Funny Sms
FARAZ, NEECHEY KA MSG parho, muj se naraaz ho kya?..........tum q msg parh rahe ho, tum faraz ho kya?
Sender: bisma Al_baloshi Date: 15-06-2009



Funny Sms
Garmi se bachne ka wonderful tarika......................pata chaley to muje lazmi batana
Sender: bisma jamil Date: 15-06-2009



Funny Sms
Ik sardar ne apney pooter nu gaadi le k diti. Naal udda haath katt dita.pooter ne haath katen di wajha pochi. Sardar repllied. pooter gaadi ik haath wich theek renddi ay
Sender: Rizwan Date: 13-06-2009



Funny Sms
Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain.Socho.SochoSochoor socho.Nhi Aaya samajh.Nahi.I Tel U.Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!
Sender: shama Date: 13-06-2009



Funny Sms
What iz 143?I Love u?NoI Hate u?NoI Miss u?NoI Wish u?No143 means.ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREEMATHS ME DEHAN DO,ROMANCE MAIN NAI...;]
Sender: maths master Date: 13-06-2009



Funny Sms
''SAJJAD ALI'' ne kya khoob kaha hy k''Chal rehnday''
Sender: FaRaZ Date: 13-06-2009



Funny Sms
I M LAMPU R LIGHTI M COKEU R SPRITEI M SAWANU R BADALI M NORMALU R.....!?U RALSO NORMAL!KHUD PE HI SHAK KARTY HO!!
Sender: pakistan zindabad Date: 13-06-2009



Funny Sms
1 pathan ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha 1 din pathan ne new sim kharid kr use msg kia main ne wo number band ker diya hai ab tera bap bhi mujhe tang nhai karta sakta